THE 40TH BIRTHDAY OF
SIMON BROCK
Saturday 22 August 2026 · Newtown
Midday 'til midnight. Come for any part of it,
an hour or the whole thing. No pressure, ever.
Kids, friends, plus ones, first dates: all welcome.
simon woz here (and is still talking)
Party starts in
⏱ LOADING...
§02 · Superfreak Café
⛔ GATE · MUST COMPLETE
THE CROSSWORD
7 clues. All about Simon.
Settle in. Order something.
NEWTOWN'S #1
SAXOPHONIST
(*self-reported)
never pour your own glass ✦
§03 · Camperdown Park
⛔ GATE · MUST COMPLETE
CATCH THE DOG
Perry has escaped.
This is not a drill.
30 seconds. 3 attempts.
PERRY > everyone
SWEDEN CALLED.
They want their
meatballs back.
ask him about Sweden. i dare u
§04 · Courthouse Hotel
⛔ GATE · MUST COMPLETE
NEVER POUR
YOUR OWN GLASS
A rule in Simon's family, generations old:
no one pours their own, no glass runs dry.
Keep them all topped up.
he plays the sax unprompted
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
"just grab one more bottle"
§05 · Enmore Theatre
⛔ GATE · MUST COMPLETE
THE MUSIC RULE QUIZ
Every song at the party is by
a band Simon has seen live.
Can you spot the fakes?
40 & thriving (debatable)
WARNING
Man approaching with the Gift of the Gab.
Allow three hours.
§06 · The Living Room
⛔ GATE · MUST COMPLETE
BROCK-ROCKIN' BEAT
Simon makes music too. The grid starts
empty. Build a beat and wake the party.
Hit 70% energy to continue.
40 LAPS AROUND
THE SUN
Still no sense of time.
§07 · The Backyard
⛔ GATE · MUST COMPLETE
LONG LUNCH SIMULATOR
Serve food. Refill drinks.
Wrangle guests. Survive 12hrs.
Keep the vibe alive till midnight.
the lunch never ends ✦
BROCK PRODUCTIONS
PRESENTS
A man, a sax, a cheese platter.
🎉
46 Chelmsford, Night
asset coming
§08 · Almost there
ALMOST THERE.
You have scrolled past a café,
a park, a pub, a theatre,
a living room, and a backyard.
The house is right there.
COME FOR AN HOUR
OR THE WHOLE THING
No pressure, ever. Roll in whenever suits,
leave whenever you like.
Micaela puts up with a LOT
§09 · You made it. You're invited.
A Very Long
Lunch.
Saturday 22 August 2026
Midday 'til midnight
46 Chelmsford St, Newtown
10 min from Newtown station
Come for any part of it.
Stay as long as you like.
No one's expected to last all
twelve hours. Rock up whenever.
Kids, friends, plus ones,
first dates, tag-alongs:
all welcome.
Organised food. BYO something
delicious to drink. Very relaxed
very long very good time.
RSVP
YOU'RE ON THE LIST 🎉
"You scrolled to the end of a very long website
about a very long lunch.
You're coming."
RSVP BY FRIDAY 8 AUGUST
